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Comedy Corner :-)

Post  Arveyres on Fri Jan 03, 2014 12:40 pm

Post all of your funny jokes, stories, anecdotes, pick-up lines and what have you :-) Satire, innuendos and dark humour appreciated! I shall start:

Why did the baby cross the road?

He was stapled to the chicken!
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Post  Europe and Asia on Sat Jan 04, 2014 2:34 pm

Are anti jokes permitted?
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Post  Arveyres on Sat Jan 04, 2014 2:37 pm

Europe and Asia wrote:Are anti jokes permitted?
Of course!
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Post  Ireland on Sat Jan 04, 2014 2:44 pm

Why did Hitler kill himself?

He saw the gas bill.

It is evil but funny at the same time.
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Post  Atletius on Sat Jan 04, 2014 6:46 pm

A neutron walks into a bar. It orders several drinks.
The bar man gives the drinks and says "For you, no charge,"
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Post  Europe and Asia on Sat Jan 04, 2014 11:14 pm

Two cannibals are eating a clown, and one turns to the other and says: "Does this taste funy to you?"
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Post  Lonbonia on Sun Jan 05, 2014 7:00 pm

Why did Britney Spears shave her head?

She wanted the drapes to match the carpet.
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Post  Farshonian Empire on Wed Jan 22, 2014 7:11 pm

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Post  Planitan Commonwealth on Wed Feb 12, 2014 1:10 pm

Joke:
*snicker*
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Post  Dromoda on Thu Mar 13, 2014 5:14 pm

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